"Oh, jeez. I had to answer a bunch of questions from kids, and they all wanted to talk about dating." Well, one of them had wanted to talk about whether her Hindu friend was going to Hell, so there was that. "One of them straight up asked if I'd ever had sex, and I was right in the middle of giving like, an honest but appropriate answer when the pastor I was working with gave me this look. So I said I was saving myself for my husband."

Annie at least had the grace to look pretty embarrassed, but that also probably explained where a portion of her impromptu speech had come from.