"Oh, I'm fine," Summer said, with a wave of her hand because she knew better than to shake her head. "A little more coffee, some food in my stomach, maybe a trip to Mooby's on the way home, and a good nap and I'll be good as new."

Because she was so young and this was hardly her first stupid bender.

"And Jaye," that was her name, right? That was Jaye? She literally reported on her on radio all the time, but she wasn't a hundred percent on that, "totally was playing it wrong, so that didn't help, but it was still a pretty great maneuver that I'm sure no one is regretting today..."