"I didn't have time to hide ten decoy sex toys, so I guess I can just show you."

Annie thought she was hilarious, yes.

She kicked her own pants off, sliding a hand down Diego's arm to take his hand as she moved over onto the bed and reached into her bag. She gave him one last shy look before producing a remarkably tasteful white-and-gold-and-starred vibrator.

"It's called the Star-brator."