Now, Ulysses was no stranger to garish looks, but with the retro sweater he was sporting, he'd really outdone himself.

... It had been a (somewhat mean? but that was how they worked) gift from Carly that had somehow made its way over to the island when Ulysses had been yanked back from LA with some of his possessions over a year ago, and he felt weirdly emotional about wearing it now and he didn't want to talk about it, okay? Now where was the booze?