"She's just excited," Annie said, with a lingering note of doubt because he was not wrong at all, and Donna was also already showing a worryingly predictable trend of leaning hard into baby-girl pink and baby-boy blue. "I think color's going to be a thing no matter what, honey. They don't really make a lot of baby stuff in black and gray."

Maybe in, like, somewhere serious and a little depressing, like...Norway, or something.