Voicemail

[defenderofdesmoines]

"Hi, you've reached Annie. I can't get to my phone right now, so please leave a message and I'll talk to you soon."

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Phone Day!

[chef_chocobro]

After having received countless queries from Noctis and at least two somewhat distressing videos, Ignis finally caved and realized that hoping the prince would just learn from his own experience rather than some remote handholding was only making matters worse.

Making it all the more a shame that it wasn't exactly going to make it to him.

I swear, you're the only person I know that could turn boiling water an art in the disaster. Don't forget to STIR the noodles, unless you prefer them to stick into a big clump. Be sure to cook the meat EVENLY, unless you enjoy the center of your steak to be like a block of ice, and for the love of the gods, DON'T KEEP OPENING THE OVEN DOOR. There is a switch on the stove that'll allow you to turn on a light and you can just peer through the oven door's window to see how things are going, but unless the room is being swiftly filled with smoke, you should be fine so long as you remembered to set a timer!

Re: Phone Day!

[defenderofdesmoines]

[and so naturally this went here.]