And, really, it's not like Summer could be mad at Alias Starlight Bestie, either. It almost had a nice trusty sidekick ring to it. And at least Maeve had even landed in the right season!

"Summer," she offered. "Smith." Because, yeah, Summer, adding your generic-ass last name was going to help. "But I was born in June, so you really weren't too far off."

Although she would probably kind of want to die if her name was June, ugh.

(No offense, you poor, unfortunate Junes).